Number One Defense eh?

Mr. Brady, just effed up the Steelers. The fans were chanting "Gaur-an-tee," presumably because Steelers Safety Anthony Smith gauranteed a Steelers Victory. Somewhere Don Shula is trying to track down Jeff Gillooly.

I'm not sure if I can handle hearing the "'07 Patriots" every time a team begins a season undefeated. Then again, i am effing sick of hearing about the '72 Dolphins toasting every time a team loses.

The American Pie Franchise is going straight to DVD these days, following the chronicles of "Dwight Stiffler" Steves zany Cousin. Here is a page from the script. Was this written by two fourteen year olds? "Cute Hot Girl?"

INT. DORM BATHROOM. DAY
Erik is peeing at a urinal when a CUTE HOT GIRL (ASHLEY) walks in wearing her bathrobe.
Ashley: Wow, this is going to take some getting used to.
Erik turns his head and is shocked and scoots closer to the urinal.
Erik: Um... this is the boy's bathroom.
Ashley: No it's not, it's co-ed. I think the whole dorm is like this.
Ashley puts down her SHOWER CADDY with shampoo and soaps.
Ashley (Con't): Don't worry, I won't peek.
She shields her eyes and goes into the shower and closes the curtain and turns on the shower.
Ashley (Con't): (over the shower) I'm Ashley. What's your name?
Erik: Erik.
Ashley: Nice to meet you Erik. Can you grab my shampoo? It's over there by the sink.
Just then a SUPER HOT GIRL gets out of the adjoining shower soaking wet. Erik looks over. The SUPER HOT GIRL just winks, puts on a tiny silk robe that she doesn't bother to close and saunters out. Erik, following her with his eyes, ends up turning his entire body and PEEING past the urinal and shooting the stream all over Ashley's SHOWER CADDY.
He quickly adjusts back but ends up peeing on his PANT LEG. He looks at the shower caddy dripping with urine and his pants.
Ashley (Con't): Erik? A little help here?
She peeks out of the shower stall and he's GONE.

-So, the Ravens suck. The Orioles Suck. I decided to compile a list of things that don't suck.

Aaron Rodgers Hair:



By the way, is Aaron Rodgers serious? Did he decide to grow it out one inch for every draft posistion he fell?






-The Wire is coming back in early January. Best show on TeeVee bar none.



Oh man, that McNulty sure is a booze hound. I hope The Bunk Joins him.

-Hedberg Ornaments