Yes, it is Are-Kan-Saw Mr. Miles, a team you just got D'ed by. Yet despite losing to an unranked team, LSU only falls four spots to number 5. Why doesn't VT leap LSU after beating Virginia, a ranked team? Oh, thats right, because Les Miles is a magic man. Well, lets see if Mr. Miles can trick his way past Tennesee with his INT (11) prone QB, Matt Flynn.
In regard to Darren McFadden winning the Heis-dog, he's has had a great season, in fact, he has had a season almost identical to Reggie Bush's 2005 Heisman winning season. But in order to give McFadden the Heisman, the powers that be would have to ignore TT's 51 touchdowns and nearly 4,000 yards. This could happen though, because the powers that be are dumbos. They are like Lucas in awe of an effing Cicada with bad quarterbacks.
Girl: Ewww, What is that?
The Dumbos: That's a Colt Brennan, he has 33 Touch Downs against formidable opponens such as Northern Colorado, Utah State, and San Jose State. He is a Heisman Contender baby!
Girl: But he plays in the WAC, get rid of him!
The Dumbos: You won't see another one like him for seventeen years.
Girl:: Wow, your really know how to find a hidden gem.
(Oh yeah Lucas, I'll never see one again for another 17 years? How about the 17 million buzzing around this joint right now. They're effing everywhere!)
If TT doesn't win this year, it will be worse then 2001 when another Gator sophomore with excellent numbers lost the Heisman to an opponent with inferior numbers. EC had more INT's then passing TD's...look it up bo. (OK, so he had 18 rushing TD's. Still did not equal RG's stats.)
The point is, giving the H-dog to anyone besides TT would be like giving the MVP to Joe Addai instead of LT last season in the NFL. If TT doesn't win the H-dog, the Dumbos will be in effect, "Giving Him the business:" (42 seconds in)
Thanks to The Big Lead for the clip!
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