Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Nancy Grace Gives Birth to Twins...


...and immediately berates them in a condescending tone.

NG: "Hello boy baby, what do you think about Lindsay Lohan drinking underage?"
BB: (Crying) no audible words.
NG: "Whaa, Whaa, cry baby. Girl Baby, do you think Britney Spears should be aloud to take care of people your age or slightly older?"
GB: (Crying)
NG: "More of the same eh Girl baby? That’s a compound cry! You have already disappointed me. I feel like you are already sixteen and we are discussing your impending DUI trial. Doc, hey Doctor. What are the chances of getting a TV crew in here? I heard George Clooney and Fabio got in a shoving match and I am dying to get some Law Experts on the phone to ask them meaningless questions in order to belittle them in front of a modest cable audience."



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