Seriously, sucking at Pro football has given me my life back. I pay attention to my children on Sundays…I am not hung-over at work on Monday and Tuesdays and best of all, I can enjoy the fighting Tigers of CLEMPSON again. C-L-E-M-P-S-O….roll that hand…NNNN. Seriously folks, its about time we beat Boston College and win the ACC title.
I thought about heading down to old CLEMPSON for some Triple T’s, (Tiger Town Tavern: a local establishment offering beer and wine)
I think my friend Nick Post has been in there playing trivia for the past seven years (go streak). Or perhaps TD’s (Touch Downs for the lay person)
Another fine establishment featuring fun fights and my favorite fandom! And so you will note that Gameday has chosen OSU Michigan for their location this week and is it any wonder why?
Seriously folks, should the premier game of the week feature two oddly ranked teams coming off pathetic losses?
Team one is Michigan, possibly the worst story in History. You couldn’t sell this story to the networks engulfed in the writers strike (I have hilarious and concrete thoughts about this so called strike to follow…if you didn’t already know, “ Dancing With the Stars is Number 1 this entire season by a lot…well done over-paid under-talented writers. The Studios are in the midst of hiring Brits who are 17.5 times funnier anyway. Oh, how will they write “The Office?” The way it was intended to be written, funny.)
Team two is OSU, who jus got Juiced! These guys are about as good as the Browns
Scale:
LSU = Colts
Gators = Patriots in ’06 – watch the F out Bose!
The point is, that we should all join the CM in rooting on those Clempson Tigers. If the Tigers win, Con Man and his good friend Kahn Mahn, have pledged to ditch work, board a sailboat headed for destiny and watch those Tigers destroy the Hokies upon the Only North American River which flows from south to north (St. Johns River moron, what were you raised by river hating defensive backs?)
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