Cullen Harper For Heisman

Its November folks, so let’s talk turkey. I am pretty sure that all your defensive backs have been riding the ESPN train of D, buying the BS that Matt Ryan is among the Heisman elite. I even heard somebody say the M.R. is going to be drafted by Miami. I can’t say it surprises me as most of you think the Phil (lose the ip) Rivers is Batman Jr.

(On a side note, PR, and the Chargers are like the Backstreet boys without JT. They make some crappy romantic comedy (“On the Line”) and spend their BSB royalties checks on failed space attempts.)

Needless to say, I am not an MR fan. CFB analysts seem to flock to the QB on any undefeated team and brand him as a Heisman Candidate. Well, the fact is, that Matt Ryan is not the best player in CFB, he is not the best QB in CFB, he isn’t even the best QB in the ACC. Not only does Cullen’s TD to INT ratio blow MR’s out of the water, his QB rating and completion percentage does also. All the while, being sacked twice as much. That’s right folks, CH doesn’t have 3 minutes to throw the ball every time. So not only is CH a better player, lets face it, Cullen Harper is just ultimately...sweeter...