Thursday, October 18, 2007

"The Time is Now, The Place is Now."



BTW, a place cannot be now. Thanks GMAT!...Well, If you haven't heard, Mr. Mazzone has been fired. While the D's at the Baltimore Examiner assert that Mazzone "never had the chance to succeed" I beg to differ and point out his obvious character flaws (i.e. constantly rocking in dugout, bad grammar, etc.). If you are not familiar with The EX as us locals call the rag, it is the free newspaper run by a Crazy Maniac named Frank Keegan who said of pointing a shot gun at his neighbor holding a three year old child, “I found out you don’t have to commit a crime to be thrown in jail in Baltimore,”. I wish the Baltimore Sun article still existed on this one, because it was very well written. Needless to say, the sports writers at The EX are about as reliable as the Orioles bull pen going into the ninth with a lead.

The Author poorly argues that "Last Friday, the Orioles decided the services of perhaps the best pitching instructor of all-time were no longer needed..." I think the title of "perhaps the best pitching coaches of all time" might be a tad bit overzealous. Oh, and the writer should thank his editor for adding "perhaps," I am sure. Why exactly is Mazzone the best pitching coach of all time? Did he spawn Tom Glavine and Greg Maddux from his loins?

Mazzone had his shot and while everyone complains about Daniel Cabrera, DC he is likely to go the way of Jamie Moyer or David Wells no hitting the s out of someone AFTER departing from a lackluster O's career. Mazzone just couldn't get it done. The End. Pitch Swing Home Run...again.

PS s that picture ominous or what? Bruce Chen?
PSS: I was eating lunch with my bros at Taco Fiesta and we saw Erik Bedard and my bro Eman said "What's up man?" and EB said "What's up." Nice.

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