get on the Google train. "So I'll repeat what I said three weeks ago. This price is insane. And anyone buying Google as a long-term investment at $109.40 will lose money." Does this guy still have a job? You'd be better off investing your bimonthly paycheck evenly in CM'S locks of the week...
CM: "Listen bro, listen, you can't go wrong with the Gators bro, TT is the Man! This is a buy one, get one free National Championship season..."
"You mean you bet on the fight in Rocky III and you bet against Rocky?"
In any regard, coming to see Perpetual Groove at Towson Recher Theatre on Friday October 26th is like investing in your coolness down the road. Anyone know some guy who always brags about seeing a band "before they were big." Your standing in a crowd at Nissan Pavilion and some bro behind you wearing not one but TWO Collared shirts
(the value of his outfit is $75.00 +$75.00 x cci (consumer coolness ratio) +51 BPS (the extra fifty one bips are tacked on because he has a surf rack on his SUV but he actually surfs)). He turns to you and says "Hey Bro, I saw O.A.R. at a Bull Riding Ring in Clemson before they were big bro.<-The Original Two Collar Shirt Combo
Perpetual Groove is a solid Jam Band from Augusta Georgia who met at SCAD (MICA's enemy - ask my cousin, a admissions counselor/recruiter for MICA).
They are an excellent band and someday soon they are gonna be Widespread Panic big bros. You can tell the freshman in your frat when you back to visit in five years that while they may catch he fancy of attractive young women, live off of their parents income and get smashed every night devoid of consequences, you saw P-Groove at a small venue such as "The Recher Theatre." they will bow to you and your overpriced luxury vehicle in awe. Bro 1: "I heard that dude makes like Thirty Seven Thousand Dollars a year bro. That’s twice my monthly Stipend."
Bro 2: "You call your allowance your Monthly Stipend?"
Bro 1: "Yeah Bro."
Bro 2: "That's sweet Bro."
If that coolness argument doesn't sway you, just listen to the band and make the CM choice. CM bought tickets for his Fiancé and he, but his Fiancé will be in Charleston South Carolina,
one of the few places I know you where can buy a book called "The South Was Right." Actually Chuck Town as they call it is quite charming and fun and I wish My Fiancé a wonderful time, but I need to recruit some bos to go to this concert!
Anyway, folks, please have a listen and let me know if you'll vote P-Groove on Friday October 26th!
Walking in Place:
TSMM:
Three Weeks:
Sorry about the poor sound quality bros...
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