Ok, so 1 Phone for text messaging and one phone for actual phone calls. Did the text-messaging phone not have the capabilities to function as an actual phone? Oh, and he carried a camera around at all times, what is this guy a photographer? Who actually carried a camera prior to cell phone cameras? Are you taking pictures at work? If the I-Phone had a laser attached to it, I wouldn't say, thank god I don't have to carry my laser around anymore.
TLISN: We are here with Stephano, the famous "One Thing" apple commercial guy. So Stephano, what else have you avoided carrying since the advent of the I-Phone?
Stephano: Well, since the I-phone has word processing capabilities, I no longer have to carry this early 1980's computer around with me:
TLISN: I see. So are you a beat writer like Jack Kerouac, always on the go, just writing your story as you travel the country?
Stephano: No. Ha ha. I could see how you made that connection. I am a ferris wheel operator. I used to write out grocery lists and mean letters to enemies in attempts to undermine their morale.
TLISN: Ok, so the computer is gone! Excellent. No you can type up those mean letters and just email them off right away.
Stephano: Yeah I just wrote one.
TLISN: Can we hear it?
Stephano: Sure, Dear Nick Kahn. I see you walking your dog in Canton, (a part of Baltimore City where many young urban professionals live) and I see you walking on the balls of your feet like "I'm the man" and "My dog is s pretty" and "Man I like Meatball subs," and I hate it. You are not cool; on the contrary you’re a dork who likes to read books about economics and study for tests.
TLISN: Wow, that letter was charged with hate. So back on topic what else have you eliminated carrying?
Stephano: Well, since I got the I-Phone and it has a long distance plan I no longer have to carry this old Telegraph operator:
TLISN: That could be quite burdensome...
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