Lights on

Thanks to The Big Lead for Pointing this story out to old CM...apparently Shawne, (Self-Proclaimed) "Lights Out" Merriman is taking the slow boat to Chester Town. Old LO is putting the R back into Racecar (palindrome), Mr. 56 just took the 8 o'clock Train to the Whistle Stop, where he got a Cold Cut Sub, asked for extra cheese, nuked it in the microwave, and then put it in the fridge for seven minutes because it was too hot. This Tough Terp just tasted teriyaki Tabasco for the first time and he thinks its terrific! Shawney Boy just (insert line from the book "The Natural" here).

And Kendra, got better at rapping...