Phil "Drop the ip" Rivers is a Crow Job. (def Crow Job: Crow Job, slang for Bird Boy; (def Bird Boy: BB, Baby Bitch.)) Who drank the Kool Aid? All you Mel Kiper Jr. deciples are eating crow right now. Sir Awesome warned you not to listen to the hype. What? Whats That Norv Turner Chargers Head Coach? "Suit up Charlie! Not only are you more attractive then Phil(ip), your from Clemson, Bo. Did I pronounce bo correctly bo?"
I Feel for you San Diego, which is German for...
Here is a video which should express your love For CW:
Lock Of the Day = Failure
You all saw my Lock and I'm sorry to say it wasn't a lock after all. I made a fatal flaw in betting with Ben Roethlisberger. Despite my consistent platform of point out his flaws (football and in beard choice) I went with a Pittsburgh Victory because Lienart is (Quiche eating Surfer) more terrible then Roeth. But as Cool Ethan "Sir Awesome is always wrong" Haire will tell you from his law school experience...two negatives do not equal a positive.
Cool Ethan:
Law School:
Baltimore Ravens:
Unfortunately, the Baltimore Ravens suffered a devestating Loss today. Hold your heads up hig fellow Baltimorons. Don't D out like the D on the elevator with me today after the game who took his Jersey off revealing a Hollister Surf shirt. "I'm embaresed he said." We were on the 7th floor and I hit 6. "I'll walk fro here bo," I said grinning at his GF. She looked at me, then looked at him in disgust. "Johhny," she shrieked. "Your not a real fan." She stepped out of elavator and looked me straight in the eye and asked, "will you be my new boyfriend?" "Sorry mama," I said as the elevator doors shut taking the Bird Boy back to his Canton Castle, "I'm spoken for." "Well can I least get a ride home," she pleaded. "As long as you don't mind riding on the back of my chopper."
I don't have time for exposed brick, stainless steel appliances, roof top decks, Boh Knows Football or Greene (sic) Turtles. The Party is over, it's time to get hard nose about being a Ravens fan. Just Like these o's fans:
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