Champ Bailey Sums up my feelings on Phil "drop the IP" Rivers

“I don't really care for the guy, first of all,” Broncos cornerback Champ Bailey told the Rocky Mountain News yesterday. “He's not a respectable guy right now, because you talk too much trash and do this and that, but you're really not a great player in this league right now. You're surrounded by great players, but you're not a great player. I think he needs to understand where he stands in this league – on his team first and foremost. They've got a lot of classy guys on that team. He kind of represents the classless guy on that team. He's definitely lost my respect.”


If you are unfamiliar with the event, here is the video showing this little bag of d, walking out onto the field and saying "bye baby.":



Phl is a whiny little b. He Threw 19 Touchdowns and 15 interceptions this year. He is the 19th ranked quarterback in the league, which is not even average. This is why I think Champ Bailey is right on the mark.

Gotta Love Gorillas

Xmas

It's that time of year again bose. Throw away your xmas cds, throw a party and throw this playlist on your comp. This is the definitive top ten (ahem, TWELVE: two bonus songs this year)Christmas playlist of Christmas Wye Two Seven. Turn the playlist on and turn off the lights, except for those Christmas lights ;-)

If you can't use a computer, your probably fired from your job...but you can buy the CD by sending your squire to Sir Awesomes court and paying him 9.99, bartering for a service (I am looking for a John Madden translator) or you can straight up swap with me for inelastic goods (staple foods, gasoline to an extent, human blood etc.).

Now without further ado:

The "Celebs" of CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

Number One Defense eh?

Mr. Brady, just effed up the Steelers. The fans were chanting "Gaur-an-tee," presumably because Steelers Safety Anthony Smith gauranteed a Steelers Victory. Somewhere Don Shula is trying to track down Jeff Gillooly.

I'm not sure if I can handle hearing the "'07 Patriots" every time a team begins a season undefeated. Then again, i am effing sick of hearing about the '72 Dolphins toasting every time a team loses.

The American Pie Franchise is going straight to DVD these days, following the chronicles of "Dwight Stiffler" Steves zany Cousin. Here is a page from the script. Was this written by two fourteen year olds? "Cute Hot Girl?"

INT. DORM BATHROOM. DAY
Erik is peeing at a urinal when a CUTE HOT GIRL (ASHLEY) walks in wearing her bathrobe.
Ashley: Wow, this is going to take some getting used to.
Erik turns his head and is shocked and scoots closer to the urinal.
Erik: Um... this is the boy's bathroom.
Ashley: No it's not, it's co-ed. I think the whole dorm is like this.
Ashley puts down her SHOWER CADDY with shampoo and soaps.
Ashley (Con't): Don't worry, I won't peek.
She shields her eyes and goes into the shower and closes the curtain and turns on the shower.
Ashley (Con't): (over the shower) I'm Ashley. What's your name?
Erik: Erik.
Ashley: Nice to meet you Erik. Can you grab my shampoo? It's over there by the sink.
Just then a SUPER HOT GIRL gets out of the adjoining shower soaking wet. Erik looks over. The SUPER HOT GIRL just winks, puts on a tiny silk robe that she doesn't bother to close and saunters out. Erik, following her with his eyes, ends up turning his entire body and PEEING past the urinal and shooting the stream all over Ashley's SHOWER CADDY.
He quickly adjusts back but ends up peeing on his PANT LEG. He looks at the shower caddy dripping with urine and his pants.
Ashley (Con't): Erik? A little help here?
She peeks out of the shower stall and he's GONE.

-So, the Ravens suck. The Orioles Suck. I decided to compile a list of things that don't suck.

Aaron Rodgers Hair:



By the way, is Aaron Rodgers serious? Did he decide to grow it out one inch for every draft posistion he fell?






-The Wire is coming back in early January. Best show on TeeVee bar none.



Oh man, that McNulty sure is a booze hound. I hope The Bunk Joins him.

-Hedberg Ornaments

At the begining of the college football season, Arizona State Quarterback Rudy Carpenter said,

"I might not have a lot of TD passes through the year, but I'll probably have at least five or six against UofA..."

Way to be modest. Now you don't get a BCS bid. Karma is a B. Two touchdowns bo.

I have to admit, the Pitt WVU game surprised the s out of me bose. Four touchdown favorites! However, was anyone surprised by the Oklahoma Missouri score? Did you really drink the Chase Daniel juice?


I tell you what Juice I am f-ing not drinking is this f-ing Colt Brennan garbage juice. That's right, its the GJ...the Garbage Juice! Hawaii coach Jim Jones just came on ESPN and advised that TT couldn't handle the Hawaii system. What's the Hawaii system? Playing in the WAC? Hawaii's strength of schedule was 118, while Florida's was 12. TT's QB rating was 177.8. CB's was 166.3. TT has 51 overall touchdowns CBhas 46. So, while Colt was ripping teams like New Mexico State and Idaho TT was destroying the SEC. I am going to go out on a limb here, Georgia 37, Hawaii 17, Colt Brennan eventually becomes a New Orleans minister.

Speaking of Georgia, I guess thay are pretty upset about being leaped by LSU. Did you know that VA Tech is number one in the Comp rankings? This S sucks bo. Who the eff knows who the best team in CFB is. The BCS should esad. Its all about the money bose.

BQ S-Dub Com:



Yeah...um, we checked, and your not busy at all on Sunday, so we're going to need you to go ahead and deliver those subs...

I'll be at the Ravens Patriots game tomorrow. Look for the guy wearing the ravens jersey bose.

Well Done Sports Media

After I learned that the Sean Taylor death was probably accidental, (a botched robbery) by four kids who tried to rob a vacant home I became even more enraged with the sports media. Every sports writer claimed that they didn't want to "jump to conclusions" in one paragraph and littered the next with "its not shocking" or "he led a checkered past." It would seem to me at this juncture in the story that Mr. Taylor passed away because he was wealthy, and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm sure these kids new they were robbing Sean Taylor’s house, but not because they had some beef with him lingering from his past. In actuality, if you were going to rob a house, picking a professional football players home probably makes a lot of sense because their salaries are large and published everywhere.


Leonard Shapiro, Washington Post:

"Still, could anyone honestly say they never saw this coming? You'd have to be blind not to consider Taylor's checkered past. It was only a few months after he was drafted, when we got something of an inkling of what sort of young man the Redskins were selecting out of the University of Miami with the fifth overall selection in 2004.

For one, Taylor brazenly skipped the rookie symposium he was required to attend his first year, and was fined accordingly by the NFL. You also can look at the timeline of his professional life printed on this web site or in the newspaper and draw your own preliminary conclusions.

Over the first few years Taylor was in the league, he bounced from one scrape to another, blowing off the symposium, disrespecting Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs by not showing up for mandatory offseason workouts and never calling to explain why, running afoul of the law in a widely reported shooting incident in South Florida and very nearly going to jail.

On the field, Taylor often was a thoroughly undisciplined player who loved to make bold statements with vicious and often dangerous hits that occasionally got him tossed from games. Clearly, he seemed to embrace the thug image on and off the field, and the fact that he rarely spoke to members of the media only enhanced his reputation as a moody, enigmatic athlete we hardly ever got to know.

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From this drivel, it would seem that the primary suspect in the case is Joe Gibbs. Lets sum up his "Checkered past."

1. Blew off a Rookie NFL Symposium
2. Didn't show up for practices
3. Was tossed out of games occasionally for vicious hits (this seems to be 100% fake. Tossed from games occasionally for vicious hits? Occasionally means 1 or more right? Not zero times)

Mike Wilbon, Washington Post>

"Taylor grew up in a violent world, embraced it, claimed it, loved to run in it and refused to divorce himself from it. He ain't the first and won't be the last. We have no idea what happened, or if what we know now will be revised later. It's sad, yes, but hardly surprising."

This was a tragedy, and Media speculation has only made it worse. That’s all I will say about this topic.